41.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
42.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
43.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
44.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
45.
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.