41.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
42.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
43.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.