36.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
37.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
38.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
39.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
40.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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