Funsturbation

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Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

37.  
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

38.  
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

39.  
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".