26.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
27.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
28.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
29.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
30.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.