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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
27.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
28.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.