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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
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Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!