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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.