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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors