16.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
18.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
19.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.