11.
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
12.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
13.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
14.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
15.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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