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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
12.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.