6.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back
7.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
8.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
9.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
10.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Einfach Lachen
Funsturbation