6.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
7.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
8.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
9.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
10.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Einfach Lachen
Funsturbation