46.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
47.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
48.
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
49.
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
50.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.