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What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?