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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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